illusion is the first of all pleasures.

28. Journalist & Social Media Coordinator. There are two things I usually do: I observe. And I don't give fucks. This is my blog of irrelevant things. Hello.

  • me at parties: and so thats why mandatory minimum sentencing for nonviolent crimes is unconstitutional and needs to be struck down

kgm42986:

angelica-aswald:

ophelia-tagloff:

sarabeth72:

ba-dum-tish:

smittentomkitten:

tarrysmith:

the80swanttheirhairback:

coy00koi:

ba-dum-tish:

smittentomkitten:

tomslegsarekillingmeslowly:

hard-on-for-hiddleston:

O, a kiss long as my exile, sweet as my revenge.

I can’t watch this. Shit gets real when I watch this. This was my downfall into this fandom. For reals. Fuck.

ba-dum-tish tomslegsarekillingmeslowly i saw it go down from fucking above (the circle seats) @ the donmar.  she actually does grope him, slides that hand right under his thigh and ass and…well, she gets it and good.  and then i promptly died.

smittentomkitten I’m somewhat grateful and jealous that I didn’t actually see that because I may have had a heart attack or something…and what exactly do you mean by ‘ass’ (I’ve heard about the thigh…but ASS???? please elaborate!))

Are we intentionally avoiding the word “crotch”? Does it hurt too much?

Did I just read “does [Tom’s crotch] hurt too much”????!!! Because… uh…. 

ungh… I fucking want to be her!  fuck!

coy00koi the80swanttheirhairback ba-dum-tish tomslegsarekillingmeslowly

all right.  I wasn’t intentionally avoiding the word “crotch” (i mean, it’s one of my faves) - her move pretty much covers the whole Conda Canvas and Related Territories, starting with the thigh, THE CROTCH, and then swiftly moved under his ass.  It was quite smooth and elegant.  And again I must reiterate, i promptly died. 

yup dead…

You were witness to one of the defining moments in Slore-dom, & you lived to share the tale with us. *bowing in reverence*

Ok
smittentomkitten
say it all again, everything. But this time slower.

This gif set is just too much….fucking hell

FUCK

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